I have no idea what to put for a Title?

Take it from me this is my first time "blogging". I have no idea what blogging is and I have no idea how to do it. All I know is i've just signed up for a whole load more emails and more of time spent writing on the internet. What should I write. hmmmmmmmmm. You tell me? What?............ BLUR. Tic Toc.
I'm sat on a train. I look out the window and see fields and fields of grass. Suddenly the train stops! I look down the line of seats to see a man running at break neck speed, holding a base ball. I'm puzzled for a minute. Then I remember i'm  at a base ball game I hear the cheer of the fans as yet another player is stumped out. I thought i'm British. Why am i at a base ball game? I looked up and to see a man dressed in white. His arms were out in a scarecrow position. He's an umpire. What? Base ball doesn't involve an umpire? Oh I am British. I'm at a cricket match not a base ball match. I breath a sigh of relief. I sit down and start sipping my cup of tea. Wait I can't remember having a cup of tea! Then the whole world just stopped around me. I looked around. 'WHAT THE HELL' I thought. Everyone was perfectly still. I took another sip of my tea. Then I clicked play on my computer and it all started moving again. For a second there I thought it was broken. I put my mug on the table and said "hmm I better get on with that blog thing I said I was going to do". And that is how I got here... talking to you.